relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via buttercup-everdeen)

nagakaze:

reunited once again

nagakaze:

reunited once again

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bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via buttercup-everdeen)

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moonemojii:

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
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(via hicctoothastrid)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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productofakiller:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

African americans are black

productofakiller:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

African americans are black

(Source: niadil, via buttercup-everdeen)

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(Source: neptunain, via buttercup-everdeen)

egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

(via buttercup-everdeen)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via buttercup-everdeen)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via buttercup-everdeen)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

(via prestonlovesguard)

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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(Source: ForGIFs.com, via prestonlovesguard)